Hosevertising Gáis?

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DHLIs é Speedway an áit dom gás a dhéanamh.

For a gas station, I must admit they do that little ‘extra' for the inevitable trip to the gas station. For one, I carry around my Speedway rewards card that I've saved up 15,000 points on. I'm ashamed to admit that I have no clue what that means, other than every once in a while I get a useless coupon for a deli sandwich or something. But… it feels cool every time I see my little reward points keep going up. (Any advertisers listening? Points work!)

The other great thing about Speedway is that the women there are always talking to the customers, cleaning up, making sure the lines are kept short… and they do cool things like put nutmeg and cinnamon over by the coffee. And there is a LOT of coffee. Note to coffee buffs… Speedway coffee can't beat a Starbucks but it does kick butt over the crap at the fast food joints.

Ad DHLSo the other morning I gassed up and lo and behold there was a DHL advertisement at eye level on the gas hose. On the gas hose! ON THE GAS HOSE! Please… leave the sanctity of my gas hoses alone! I just want to stand there and imagine how much pressure is behind that hose, how often it's been inspected, and if it sprang a leak, would the Speedway blow up like some cool Mission Impossible scene. I don't want to read an ad from DHL on some kind of shipping deal. I really don't. Please believe me. I don't. I promise.

Ceistíonn cúpla:

  • Seachas an printéir, cé a dhéanfaidh airgead air seo i ndáiríre?
  • Cén chaoi ar domhan ar ionann gás a chur i mo charr agus fiosracht faoi cé a d’fhéadfadh a bheith ag an loingseoir is fearr chun mo chuid earraí saoire a láimhseáil?
  • Cén spriocdhíriú déimeagrafach nó iompraíochta atá á mheaitseáil agam agus gás á phumpáil a mbeadh spéis ag margaitheoir dóthain chun an fógra seo a chaitheamh os comhair m’aghaidh?
  • How many marketing meetings went into this? It's okay, you can tell me. I won't tell anyone. It was that 2006 strategy meeting last December, wasn't it? You were hyped up on peppermint mochas. I know. I've been there.

I just don't get it. Visibility is NOT advertising. The history books are full of companies who spent millions on Super Bowl ads. Everyone saw them, but no one purchased from them. Find your audience, speak to them the way they want to be spoken to, and treat them well.

Good luck with your ad DHL! I happen to like the package guy next to Thai Gardens (and I love Thai Gardens) on County Line Road here in Greenwood. He's more expensive than everyone, but he always helps me find the right box, the right packaging, and the right way to get it there. He never fails me… and the lines are always shorter than everyone else!

Dá n-oibreodh Gas Hosevertising, ba cheart gurb é an fógraíocht Goodyear trasna na sráide é. Tarlaíonn tú go bhféachann tú ar do bhoinn ar feadh cúpla nóiméad ar a laghad agus tú ag caidéalú gáis, ag fiafraí an bhfuil na treadanna ag caitheamh ró-íseal.

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